TEDDY!

Teddy i Manchester. Han är världens roligaste Teddy.

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Teddy säger:
i tell u wot
Teddy säger:
a girl wanna marry me on 4th july
Carlo Marx säger:
shit..
Teddy säger:
we just internet chatting friends
Carlo Marx säger:
what do you gonna say?
Teddy säger:
i made a joke,
Teddy säger:
said let's marry on the first when i m back in china
Teddy säger:
she told her family
Carlo Marx säger:
hahahaahahahhahahahaha
Teddy säger:
her family agreed
Teddy säger:
she told everyone, her relatives ,her friends
Teddy säger:
but how can i tell my parents that i will marry a girl when i don know her at all
Carlo Marx säger:
do you wanna marry her?
Teddy säger:
i don know yet
Teddy säger:
i don wanna cheat her
Teddy säger:
but i don know how to tell my parents
Carlo Marx säger:
are you in love?
Teddy säger:
no, how can I?
Teddy säger:
i've never seen her

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Teddy säger:
wot r u doing now?
Carlo Marx säger:
now im working
Carlo Marx säger:
with children
Carlo Marx säger:
in a day nursery for children
Teddy säger:
good job
Teddy säger:
do they like u?
Carlo Marx säger:
mhm.. sometimes.. when I give them fruits.. :)
Teddy säger:
how old are they?
Carlo Marx säger:
1-5 yrs
Teddy säger:
do u need to change their shitty things?
Carlo Marx säger:
haha!
Carlo Marx säger:
that was funny
Carlo Marx säger:
sometimes.. but I always try to avoid it.. if it stinks.. if I can smell it.. I tell the child to go to another teacher.. and then, the teacher do it.. :)

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Teddy säger:
Today, I was asked to be team leader in manchester city stadium. I thought it could be easy to lead 3 kids. However, no one was listening to me. They are even bad at counting. I finished fucking everything by myself. I was team leader of myself today. It is a fucking joke, isn't it?